21 Funny Christmas Card Ideas for the Holidays

November 30, 2011 | Filed under: Humor,The List | Posted by: Lawrence Reaves

The holidays are upon us, and you may be debating whether or not to send out Christmas Cards or Holiday Greetings. There’s postage to consider, and the time it takes to address them, write personal greetings in them, and whether, after the year you’ve had, if you really have anything nice to say to anybody about anything. Submitted for your amusement are several funny holiday cards past, bizarre holiday greetings, and funny Christmas cards to make you laugh, and maybe give you some ideas. Which funny Christmas card is your favorite?

ThePaper Christmas Cards

Hey Cowgirl

Yee Haw!

Santa Flies

Reindeer, apparently, are jerks.

Bill O’Reilly is a Christmasy Dude

Nothing Says Christmas Like Guns

Or, rather, nothing says Christmas like a dog holding a gun and looking sad.

More Evidence Reindeer are Jerks

Social media + Reindeer = Mega Jerks

Krampus Wishes

In Austria, Krampus is the guy who visits along with St. Nicholas. While St. Nicholas gives presents to the good little boys and girls, Krampus tortures the bad little children. Yeah.

Monkeys Like Christmas Too

It’s just so weird.

Homemade is Great

I’m sure her parents are so proud.

Goth and Christmas?

The girl in the photo before may have made this card, eh?

Corporate Cards Have So Much Soul

These animals are dancing because you spend money with our company. Sweet.

The Christmas E Cards

Marketing Buzzwords

Synergy.

White People

that has an enormous sled that you all ride down the hill on while smiling.

Christmas Party

At least try to wait until you get home.

Rage

Eagerly.

Holiday Wishes

And I still won’t tell you if I am or not.

Holiday Bonus

Next year, working on Christmas will be the new Christmas bonus.

Homeless

And then we can talk about giving money to charity but spend it on pedicures.

Christmas Lights

Two words – surge protectors.

Holiday Cheer

Amen.

Gift Giving

This is what it’s like at my house.

Not Funny

Santa is such a jokester.

Got a funny Christmas card to share? Add a link in the comments. Thanks.

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