9.) Now you have a good excuse to still be living with your parents.
8.) Shopping cart races.
7.) You have the time to perfect the art of dumpster diving
6.) You don’t have to feel guilty about going to the food banks anymore.
5.) This proves your theory that the aliens really were out to get you!
4.) No more drug testing!
3.) You don’t have to hide the internet porn from your boss anymore.
2.) You never really liked showering anyway.
1) You can’t get fired!
by Ms Lee Shaffer